Steven Wright

Steven Wright's biography

Steven Alexander Wright is 67 years old comedian born at Cambridge. He was born on Tuesday 6th of December 1955. According to year of birth 1955 Steven belongs to Boomers. Birthday on 6th of December means he is Sagittarius. Sagittarius is a Fiery sign of Zodiac Belt. These people are highly learned and love to gain knowledge throughout their life.

He is white american. He is citizen of United States of America. Steven´s primary profession is to be comedian. You can know him also as screenwriter, writer, television actor. Steven is recently known as film director. Steven received Academy Award for Best Live Action Short Film The Appointments of Dennis Jennings in 1989

Steven Wright's schools

We found 3 schools Steven attended. Complete list of schools: Emerson College, Middlesex Community College, Burlington High School.

Detailed informations about Steven´s schools

• Attended Emerson College (Boston, Massachusetts) with Denis Leary

Steven Wright's career

Steven´s main focus is to be comedian. He is famous thanks to legendary standup comedy genius, guy on the couch in Half Baked.

Is Steven Wright gay ?

Steven is known to be straight.

Awards and competitions

Steven Wright's Awards

• He received award for Academy Award for Best Live Action Short Film for work The Appointments of Dennis Jennings in 1989

Steven Wright's Nominations

• Steven was nominated for Academy Award for Best Live Action Short Film

Steven Wright's quotes

• I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
• A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said 'Wish you were here.'
• Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.
• I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, 'Hey, maybe I wrote that.'
• Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
• I was reading the dictionary the other day. I thought it was a poem about everything.
• I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
• Yeah, it's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it!
• I tried to hang myself with bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
• It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's *always* room temperature.
• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
• A lot of people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.
• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
• I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
• If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
• There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
• We had a quicksand box in our backyard. I was an only child, eventually.
• When the guy who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?
• I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
• You can't have it all . . . besides, where would you put it?
• My take on the theory of Evolution is that Darwin was Adopted.
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Steven Wright's body shape, hair color

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