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George Carlin

George Carlin's biography

George Denis Patrick Carlin is 71 years old actor born at New York City. He was born on Wednesday 12th of May 1937. George is often nicknamed as Georgie Porgie, Curious George. According to year of birth 1937 George belongs to Silent Generation. Birthday on 12th of May means George is Taurus. Taurus is most stable sign of Zodiac, that is the reason it is also included in the earthy sign of the Zodiac Belt. One born with this Moon Sign (Not a Rising Sign) is very stable and balanced through their mind.He was married 2 times.

He is native american english speaker. George is white american. He is citizen of United States of America. George is atheist. His primary profession is to be actor. You can know him also as television actor, film actor, comedian, television presenter, writer, voice actor, radio personality, stand-up comedian, journalist, humorist, screenwriter, composer, film producer. George is recently known as manufacturer. George received Grammy Hall of Fame Class Clown in 2009

George Carlin's family

George Carlin's ex wifes

Brenda Carlin

George Carlin and Brenda Carlin have been together since 1961 for 36 years. She is known as television producer. His ex wife was born on Monday 12th of June 1939. George´s ex wife died on Sunday 11th of May 1997. Brenda Carlin was 60 years old, when this happened.

Sally Wade

George Carlin and Sally Wade have been together since 1998 for 10 years.

George has 1 daughter.

George Carlin's daughter: Kelly Carlin

George Carlin's daughter's name is Kelly Carlin. She is known as screenwriter. His daughter was born on Saturday 15th of June 1963 in Dayton.

George Carlin's schools

We found 2 schools George attended. Complete list of schools: Cardinal Hayes High School, Bishop Dubois High School.

Detailed informations about his schools

  • Attended (but was expelled from) Cardinal Hayes High School in the Bronx, New York--the same alma mater as Regis Philbin, Martin Scorsese, George Dzundza, Jamal Mashburn and Don DeLillo.

George Carlin's career

George´s main focus is to be actor. George is famous thanks to Seven Dirty Words, First Person To Host SNL, 14+ HBO Specials. You could see him also in Class Clown, FM & AM, Jammin' in New York and many more.

Is George Carlin gay ?

He is known to be straight.

How did George Carlin die

George died on on Sunday 22nd of June 2008 when he was 71 years old at Santa Monica. George Carlins death was caused by heart failure. It happend like natural causes.

Awards and competitions

George Carlin's Awards

  • George received award for Grammy Hall of Fame for work Class Clown in 2009
  • He received award for Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album for work FM & AM in 1972
  • He received award for Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album (1994-2003) for work Jammin' in New York in 1993

What else you don't know about George Carlin ?

George´s middle name is Denis Patrick.

What George Carlin has done for a first time

  • He was the first-ever host of Saturday Night Live (1975) on 10/11/75, as well as the first-ever host of Fridays (1980), an ABC show fashioned after "SNL".
  • His first wife, Brenda Carlin, was always listed as Executive Producer on all his TV specials until her death. She died of cancer.
  • Was the first posthumous recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

George Carlin's quotes

  • If acting was hard for me, I wouldn't do it; it is something that I like to do.
  • When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
  • I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. [from the book "Brain Droppings"]
  • I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
  • Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
  • Who says life is sacred? God? Hey, if you read your history, God is one of the leading causes of death. (from George Carlin: Back in Town (1996))
  • [on The George Carlin Show (1994)] Lesson learned: always check mental health of creative partner beforehand. Loved the actors, loved the crew. Had a great time. Couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there.
  • The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything.
  • It's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
  • Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
  • [from his book "Brain Droppings"] Most people are not particularly good at anything.
  • [from his book "Brain Droppings"] Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Second is not all that bad.
  • [from his book "Brain Droppings"] If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.
  • [from his book "Napalm & Silly Putty"] Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
  • [from his book "Brain Droppings"] Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.
  • I'm completely in favor of the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
  • [from his book "Brain Droppings"] I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
  • [from "An Interview with Jesus", from the album "A Place for My Stuff"] I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
  • [from his book "Brain Droppings"] Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
  • [from his book "Napalm & Silly Putty"] I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.
  • [from the introduction to his book "Brain Droppings"] Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.
  • [from his book "Napalm & Silly Putty"] Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
  • [from George Carlin: Carlin on Campus (1984)] The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".
  • [from his book "Napalm & Silly Putty"] Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
  • [from his album "FM & AM", on being fired from his Las Vegas lounge act in the early '60s] I was fired for saying "shit" in a town where the most popular game is called "craps".
  • [from On Location: Carlin at Carnegie (1983)] Did you ever do this? Look at your dog and think of the saddest thing you can think of. It'll look like it's happening to your dog. All the sadness of the world is in the eyes of a dog.
  • [from his album "A Place for My Stuff"] That's my job: thinking up goofy shit.
  • [from his book "Brain Droppings"] Always do whatever's next.
  • [responding to claims that gay teachers "recruit children and therefore shouldn't be teachers] If my teacher could have influenced my sexuality, I would have turned out to be a nun.
  • [from George Carlin: Back in Town (1996) Who says life is sacred? God? Hey, if you read your history, God is one of the leading causes of death.
  • [(from George Carlin: Back in Town (1996)] On election day, I'll be doing the same thing you folks are doing, except when I'm finished masturbating I'm going to have a little more to show for it.
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George Carlin's height, body shape, eye color

Lets describe how George Carlin looks. We will focus on his height, body shape, eye color and hair color. George is tall as 5' 9" (175 cm). Body build is slim. His eyes are tinted blue. His hair is shade of grey.