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Artie Lange

Artie Lange's biography

Artie Lange is 55 years old screenwriter born at Livingston. He was born on Wednesday 11th of October 1967. According to year of birth 1967 he belongs to Generation X. Birthday on 11th of October means he is Libra. Libra sign depicts that it is all about “Balance”. It seems that their life is very balanced, however, things are way opposite as they always face unstable situations in order to balance it further.

He is citizen of United States of America. His primary profession is to be screenwriter. You can know him also as television actor, writer, podcaster, radio personality, film actor. He is recently known as film producer.

Artie Lange's schools

We found 2 schools He attended. Complete list of schools: Seton Hall University, Union High School.

Artie Lange's career

His main focus is to be screenwriter.

What Artie Lange has done for a first time

  • Followed comedian George Carlin, whom he considers to be the all-time greatest, during his first ever talk show appearance on "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn." He immediately said "it's easy to follow the funniest guy, ever!".

Artie Lange's quotes

  • Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.
  • It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
  • [on allegations of homophobia] I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.
  • I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.
  • [on Howard Stern] Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
  • [on John Belushi] He was so powerful on SNL that every sketch show since then needs a Belushi guy. I was the Belushi guy on MADtv.
  • [on Clay Aiken's fans' negative reaction to his coming out of the closet] That just shows you how immature they are. I was like 28 when I found out Elton John was gay and I didn't care, I kept buying his albums.
  • [on techno music] When you're on that ecstasy shit, this sounds like "Hey Jude".
  • The Godfather Trilogy box set is the perfect party because you can watch One and Two, then do coke off of Three!
  • It's a better world from political correctness, but worse comedy-wise.

Artie Lange's body shape

Lets describe how Artie Lange looks. We will focus on his body shape. Body build is average.