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Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller's biography

Dennis Miller is 69 years old comedian born at Pittsburgh. He was born on Tuesday 3rd of November 1953. According to year of birth 1953 Dennis belongs to Boomers. Birthday on 3rd of November means he is Scorpio. Scorpio is a watery sign. These people are very intense in their thoughts. They always learn from the transformatory phase of their life.

Dennis is native english speaker. He is white australian. He is citizen of United States of America. Dennis´s primary profession is to be comedian. You can know Dennis also as radio personality, actor, film producer, writer, podcaster, journalist, television actor, film actor. He is recently known as novelist.

Dennis Miller's schools

We found 2 schools Dennis attended. Complete list of schools: Point Park University, Keystone Oaks High School.

Dennis Miller's career

His main focus is to be comedian. He is famous thanks to Boys from the Bush.

Is Dennis Miller gay ?

He is known to be straight.

Awards and competitions

Dennis Miller's Awards

  • In the 1970s, won an award from Playboy Magazine for submitting the joke of the year.
  • Hosted the MTV Movie Awards in 1992.

Dennis Miller's quotes

  • When it comes down to it, we're really just a big ant farm with beepers.
  • America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.
  • Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.
  • You like the Red Skelton painting? Buy the Red Skelton painting. You like Home Improvement (1991)? Tape it and go over it like the [Abraham Zapruder] film. It's your life; live it on your terms.
  • The only way we were going to get the French to go into Iraq was to tell them we thought there were truffles in there.
  • Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.
  • I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.
  • Thanks to the notion of dysfunction, every zipperhead in this country can tap himself with a Freudian wand and go from failed frog to misunderstood prince.
  • I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. I'm not Ed Murrow [Edward R. Murrow] up on the roof in a London fog reporting on the blitz.
  • Andy Warhol was an optimist. It's more like 2 1/2 minutes [of fame].
  • Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living. I'm a family man. I sold out to make an M&M commercial. They offer incredible amounts of money, and I say, 'What can I do to sell one more piece of candy for you? Do you want me to hug the M&M?
  • I believe everything I say in the show, but I don't walk around in my everyday life like some incensed [Grigory Rasputin]. If I did, do you know how alone I'd be in the world?
  • [on his "rants"] It's therapy. It's the same stuff I used to say to my shrink. I have a great place to rant: my show. Most people don't. Watch that ranting in real life.
  • [on 77-year-old President Ronald Reagan] He has access to "the button". You know, my grandfather is 77 and we won't even let him use the remote.
  • Now let me get this straight. [President George W. Bush] is anti-abortion, but pro-death penalty. I guess it's all in the timing, huh?
  • If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.
  • You wanna know how useless a journalism degree is? I have one!

Dennis Miller's body shape, hair color

Lets describe how Dennis Miller looks. We will focus on his body shape, hair color. Body build is average. His hair is shade of brown - dark.

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