J.B. Smoove

J.b. Smoove's biography

Jerry Angelo Brooks is 57 years old actor born at Plymouth, North Carolina, USA. J.B. Smoove was born on Thursday 16th of December 1965. According to year of birth 1965 J.B. Smoove belongs to Boomers. Birthday on 16th of December means J.B. Smoove is Sagittarius. Sagittarius is a Fiery sign of Zodiac Belt. These people are highly learned and love to gain knowledge throughout their life.

J.B. Smoove is black american.

Detailed informations about J.B. Smoove's schools

J.B. Smoove studied high school - Mount Vernon, New York.

J.b. Smoove's career

J.B. Smoove's main focus is to be actor. J.B. Smoove is famous thanks to SNL writer, Leon Black on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Is J.b. Smoove gay ?

J.B. is known to be straight.

Awards and competitions

J.b. Smoove's Awards

• Worked as a writer and was a recipient of the 2007 Writers Guild of America award for Best Comedy/Variety Series (Including Talk).

J.b. Smoove's quotes

• When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.
• Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove.
• You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.
• You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?
• You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.
• You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.
• My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.
• You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.
• What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.
• I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious.
• I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.
• I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.
• I was the hallway clown in high school.
• I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.
• 'The ruckus' is different experiences you go through throughout your life which builds your ruckus points up - your tolerance. You've got to have a high tolerance for dealing with stuff all the time.
• I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.
• Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?
• Women put guys through tests all the time.
• I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer.
• I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I want to bring across. Once you figure out your brand and what you do, it's kind of easy at that. You end up getting your audience.
• I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at 'SNL,' I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you're going to end up at.
• True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.
• I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.
• I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I would love to be the first comedy mogul.
• I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.
• Oh, yeah, I've seen 'Seinfeld' 1,000 times.
• I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.
• You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to me.
• I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.
• I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.
• I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do a comedy show 12 stories up. I'm fearless about everything else.
• My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.
• I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me.
• I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people.
• Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy.
• I have to satisfy my audience.
• I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.
• A lot of comedians are selfish.
• It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.
• I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open... you can't put your feet on the couch, you can't hide stuff in the couch.
• Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print.
• People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on.
• You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.
• I'm street smart. You can't con me. But that's just from living in New York. Now if a guy came from Mississippi somewhere, Ohio somewhere, to New York City for the first time, he don't have the street smarts. You can take him.
• I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.
• I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.
• If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot.
• If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.
• When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.
• Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies.
• I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!
• It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.'
• Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.
• For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.
• I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.
• Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing.
• I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.
• I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that.
• Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids, and I can get into the mind of a kid. In my brain, I consider myself the ultimate video game player. The ultimate snack maker.
• I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.
• You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over.
• All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest.
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J.b. Smoove's height, body shape, eye color

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